Alright - gotta share this one. As I was changing Emerie's diaper before nap she insisted "I want medicine. I want medicine." (meaning: she wants Desitin). "No, Emerie," I replied, "you don't need medicine. Your bottom is not red."

Her inquiry: "Is it orange?"
"No..."
"Yellow?"
"No."
"Green?"
"NO, hon..."
"Black! Is it black?"
(you can see where this went....)